The Best Dressed Funeral

I thought I would share with you the best dressed funeral I have ever attended.
The guests wore a variety of outfits.
Several wore evening gowns.
There was even one in a wedding dress.
There were heels and boas.
There were two cheerleaders and a flight attendant.
I even admired a couple of ballerina's outfits.
Yet I wore a pair of jeans with big holes in the knees.
No one seemed to notice or care.
With the exception of two all the guests had silly grins on their faces.
As for myself I had a hard time containing my laughter.
I did for the sake of my 7 and 5 year old granddaughters.
They were the only two crying.
You see my friends I attended a Polly Pocket funeral.
My oldest granddaughter stepped on a Polly Pocket and broke it beyond repair.
We buried Polly Pocket in a tiny box in my back yard.
One of my granddaughter's made a cross out of twigs.
When the funeral was over we gathered all the guests and took them inside.
Once inside I giggled when I heard the five year old say, "We should have taken the dress off her before we buried her. She does need it anymore"
Gotta Love The Kiddies.
Much Love & Respect
Robinette
aka
AVID